Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Strep Must be Good for Something

It's no fun getting sick, trust me, I've been in bed for the past four days. I've decided that Strep must be good for something, so I thought a top 10 list would be appropriate for this posting. So here they are, the top 10 reasons why step does a body good...10. Go breath on a guy who just won't take no for an answer, in a few days he'll be sick as a dog. 9. You can take a swab and swab the throat and make the new wall paper full of white polka dots. 8. You can't talk well, but you can hum the national anthem night after night at the ball park. 7. In case losing weight didn't make it on your "to do" list for the week, you've just bought yourself three to four days of weight loss. 6. Since talking is at a minimum you have enough time to look up the dictionary definition of "depraved indifference." 5. Its a good way to keep off the carbs for a few days. 4. Strep is an excellent way to get out of work for the week. 3. The same goes for class, no sitting for two and half hours in lecture when strep is visiting. 2. Tell your younger sibling that you'll blow on them if they don't give you all of their money (its too bad I'm not in cleveland, this one would have worked wonders on Neil). 1. And the number one reason why strep must be good for something is that you get to sleep a whole lot!!!!

So now that you've read the top 10 list, does anybody feel like having a makeout session with a step filled throat? Nope, not me either. Oh well. I try to put on a silver lining on everything, but I guess Strep is one I should have just let lie. Thank you Mr. Alex for taking such good care of me. The doctor, medicine and a little rest does a body good. Guess I'm a lucky girl, today's the first day in four days that I've smilied.

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